05 Aug7 reasons why I can’t watch Japanese porn

  • In Japanese porn they can’t actually show you anything (besides boobs).
  • In Japanese porn it’s considered sexy when grown women act and sound like 10 year olds and/or cries.
  • In Japanese porn it’s considered sexy when semen drips out of a vagina.
  • In Japanese porn it’s still considered sexy when pubes are wildly grown.
  • In Japanese porn panties are considered more sexy than an actual vagina.
  • In Japanese porn it’s considered sexy with lots of slurping and squishy sounds.
  • In Japanese porn a fully clothed woman is considered as sexy as a naked one (eg. seifuku, one piece swimsuit, etc).

3 Responses to “7 reasons why I can’t watch Japanese porn”

  1. visitor says:

    so true. I agree with all of them

  2. Supernova1337 says:

    Reasons 2 and 5 are why japanese porn is superior.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I happen to like seeing a Japanese chick getting fucked while partially wearing a swimsuit in their porn.

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